Millennium Whoop, the iconic DJ of Aetherwaves Interdimensional Radio, is adored by fans across the Aetherway. Known for her love of Madame Astra’s Nebula Cupcakes and her goal to become President of the Galaxy, her fanbase is rapidly growing—so much so that one planet even ran out of resources producing her merch. Her catchphrase, “No sad, only zoom-zoom smiles,” has reached mantra status in Interdimensional Speech, likely meaning “no sadness, only in-between smiles.”

I snagged some of her rare merch—fun fact: this font is the interdimensional version of Comic Sans.

This T-shirt isn’t just any shirt—it’s a relic from the Aetherway, meant for those worthy of Millennium Whoop’s cosmic vibes. Claim your piece before the galaxy runs out!

Disclaimer: Static Noise not included.